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Sean & Kelly are getting married in Disney World!
Please keep all arms, hands, feet, and legs inside the vehicle and stand clear of the doors.
This wedding is a roller-coaster type event featuring sharp turns, sudden drops, pirates, tiki rooms, a haunted mansion, runaway trains, the Millenium Falcon, dancing bears, that song from the sad part of “Up”, a castle, the giant ball thing in EPCOT, really good dumplings, and cake. The cake is actually up for debate. It might be a dessert bar. Weddings are hard. After waiting in line for 6 years, Kelly and Sean are taking the car off the tracks and they’d love to have you aboard their Wild Ride. No ears. No characters. No songs about dreams or stars. Maybe cake.
The Claw has chosen. You are going.
SATURDAY, MAY 11TH
5:00 P.M. — 6:00 P.M.
DISNEY’S WEDDING PAVILION
4401 Floridian Way
Lake Buena Vista, FL 32830
SATURDAY, MAY 11TH
7:00 P.M. — 1:00 A.M.
EPCOT’S AMERICAN ADVENTURE ROTUNDA
Transportation provided
No park ticket required
SUNDAY, MAY 12TH
10:00 A.M — 9:00 P.M.
STARTING IN MAGIC KINGDOM PARK
Optional day in the parks with Kelly & Sean
Come and go as you please!
*Park tickets required*
Details TBA
Recognizing that people who host destination weddings automatically go to the Bad Place, we’re very happy to help with any questions or issues that arise in the process of booking airfare and hotels. As millennials, text is preferred during business hours, but we will return any calls as soon as we are able to. Please feel free to call or text us here.
Sean Cusack is a television editor, amateur Jungle Cruise skipper, and evangelical prophet of the return of 2000s pop - full of optimism, dumb ideas, and sometimes ska music. He once misheard someone say “public bus” as “puppet bus” and spent an entire morning trying to find tickets for a bus full of puppets. You may have heard that he likes Lilo & Stitch. Every day is the Best Day Ever, but especially this one.
Kelly Mahoney is a dignified raccoon going about her business.
Many of you are traveling across the country to celebrate; your presence means everything to us and is all we ask for. However, should you like to contribute to our honeymoon fund, we have provided a link to it below:
Cash is requested in lieu of gifts so that we may take a bucket list honeymoon trip to Tokyo - largely due to a shared love of pop singer Gwen Stefani’s “Harajuku Girls” era.
